Instead of going to a restaurant and fighting the crowds on Valentine’s day, Jorge and I decided to get a group of friends together and go to the Florida State Fair! It is always a blast and I think it should be called the Florida Fried Fair. Everything is fried! Don’t believe me? Look at just one of the thousands of food stands:
That is right! Your eyes do not deceive you! You do see deep fried Butter, Oreos, Pepsi, Cookie Dough, Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, and MilkyWays! There were also fried Twinkies, Veggies (including pickles and green tomatoes), Hostess Cupcakes, and Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches! All of it heavenly fattening. But none of it deserved a whole post. No what I am about to share with you was not even deep fried, if you can believe it! It also created a ton of excitement! Check out those faces!
This thing required you to stand in line, pay for it and then be given a golden red ticket which you then had to go wait in another line while you wait for yours to be made!
Now what is it? Well, it had these ingredients:
First sign yourself up for an angioplasty. Next, whip up a super greasy beef burger. Next smash it between two Krispy Kreme donuts with bacon, onions, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. And pray you make it to your scheduled angioplasty.