Florida Fried Fair

Instead of going to a restaurant and fighting the crowds on Valentine’s day, Jorge and I decided to get a group of friends together and go to the Florida State Fair! It is always a blast and I think it should be called the Florida Fried Fair. Everything is fried! Don’t believe me? Look at just one of the thousands of food stands:

That is right! Your eyes do not deceive you! You do see deep fried Butter, Oreos, Pepsi, Cookie Dough, Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, Snickers, and MilkyWays! There were also fried Twinkies, Veggies (including pickles and green tomatoes), Hostess Cupcakes, and Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches! All of it heavenly fattening. But none of it deserved a whole post. No what I am about to share with you was not even deep fried, if you can believe it! It also created a ton of excitement! Check out those faces!

This thing required you to stand in line, pay for it and then be given a golden red ticket which you then had to go wait in another line while you wait for yours to be made!

Now what is it?  Well, it had these ingredients:

Need a close up to get a better idea?
Now that you know it involves Krispy Kreme donuts, are you as excited as they were to find out exactly what it is? Still no idea? It’s a…
After you pick up your jaw off the floor, check out this heart attack inducer!
Yes, that is a greasy beef patty, bacon, cheese, onions, lettuce and tomato…placed between two Krispy Kreme donuts! Are you as compelled to try this as they all were?
Verdict? They all loved it! Well all except one who said she would rather have a regular burger. The rest have proclaimed their undying love to this Krispy Kreme Burger!
We had to take a second trip back before leaving for some of them to have their second burger! My sister has asked me to please make them for her birthday in April and my husband and one of my best friends Samarie have asked for me to make these for them every four months. Why every four months? Well that is the time allotment they decided they would need to fully clean out their arteries before clogging them up again.

Now how can you make this “specialty” at home?

First sign yourself up for an angioplasty. Next, whip up a super greasy beef burger. Next smash it between two Krispy Kreme donuts with bacon, onions, lettuce, tomato, and cheese. And pray you make it to your scheduled angioplasty.