Project Food Blog: Ready, Set, Blog!*

Me! I am! Was that not obvious by the crowned onion? FoodBuzz announced a couple months ago that they would be holding a competition called Project Food Blog. It is the first competition of it’s kind and the winner will win $10,000 dollars and will be featured on for a year! Starting off there are 1,795 contestants and in this first round they will be whittling down that number to 400! For the first challenge, the contestants are asked to tell why they they think they have what it takes to become the next food blog star! So please make sure and go check out my profile, read the below reasons of why I deserve to be in this competition, and vote for me when the voting begins next Monday, September 20th (don’t worry I will remind you!).

For most of my life I have been one of those people who likes to blend in. I am easily embarrassed and have never been the person to jump up on stage at karaoke and sing my heart out. That just is not been me. Don’t get me wrong, I can be the good time, crazy girl….but mostly that involves copious amounts of alcohol to boost my courage. However, through this blog I have found that I do like to be different. It is FUN! I like being the person who makes something outrageous that people either love or hate (for example Chocolate Bacon Cupcakes). I love seeing more and more readers find my blog…and sticking around because they enjoy it. And I have found that I actually enjoy standing out from the rest of the crowd!

I mean, really, you know no one else has Ass Friendly recipes! They may have “diet friendly” or “healthy” recipes…but where is the fun in that?  And the other problem with some blogs are they are completely centered on having low calorie, low fat meals. But we all know that life needs balance. No, you can’t eat bad all the time…but it sure is boring eating healthy all the time! Which is exactly why this blog also has a bunch of non ass friendly recipes! Like cupcakes or THE enchiladas! As you all know I am a cupcake-aholic. But that is ok, because I give you the best of both worlds…Ass Friendly and Cupcakes.

Because who wants to read a food blog that is just here, check this out…it was good. No you want to hear about the time that I almost died, twice, trying to make Petite Fours. Or when I ate hummus for 3 days and smelled like an armpit. And you know you loved reading about my sweet suspendered 83 year old Cheese Man. And you probably laughed out loud at me and the man who lives in my attic and watches me through the vents. I share these stories, along with a good dose of delicious food porn and recipes, because I talk way to much know you love it. I share them even when they are embarrassing or when my husband asks me not too. Because it’s funny. And food and laughs should always go together.

And most importantly, this is my passion! And when I say “this is my passion”, I mean cooking/baking, photographing it, and lastly sharing it with all of you. I LOVE doing this. And one of the biggest reasons I enjoy it, is all of you. Your comments, emails, facebook wall posts, and discussions make this so worthwhile. I get to share something I enjoy with other people who love it just as much as I do…and that is one of the coolest things. I hope that I get to continue sharing, learning and growing with all of you. Food blogging is slowly taking over the foodie world. Cookbooks are slowly becoming a novelty and instead people are subscribing to their favorite food blogs instead. And I believe FoodBuzz has noticed this trend and is showcasing it in this amazing competition. I truly believe that I deserve to stick around in this competition and duke it out with some other amazing food bloggers, for the awesome title of Next Food Blog Star!

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49 Responses to “Project Food Blog: Ready, Set, Blog!”

  1. 1

    The Cilantropist — September 13, 2010 @ 5:38 pm

    This post was hilarious and awesome and made me laugh! I mean, how can you not laugh at all those happy fruits and veg? 😉 Great work on this post, and good luck with the challenge!

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    Jenn — September 13, 2010 @ 5:39 pm

    Love all the veggies & eggs, super creative post!

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    Rebecca — September 13, 2010 @ 5:43 pm

    Love your post! :-) From reading your blog (which I just love), it’s easy to tell you have a passion for this. I truly hope you win because you deserve it! :-)

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    Kerri — September 13, 2010 @ 5:52 pm

    jess – i think you are so amazing. i have seen you grow so much. i am so proud of you for going after your dreams. and most importantly, i am so proud to call you my friend. :)

    ps – your post is so awesome.

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    Georgia @ The Comfort of Cooking — September 13, 2010 @ 5:57 pm

    Jess, this is a riot! Routing for you all the way!

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    Lindsey @ Hot Polka Dot — September 13, 2010 @ 6:09 pm

    Jessica this is a great entry! Very well written and, even better, it’s totally you. You’re stiff competition girl! Good luck in the competition! :)

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    Joan Nova — September 13, 2010 @ 7:24 pm

    Very clever and creative. A great thing about being part of this challenge is finding new bloggers to follow. Good luck!

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    Maya@Foodiva's Kitchen — September 13, 2010 @ 7:40 pm

    I never knew there was another “food community” out there, and thanks for featuring them in your post! LOL. This post is so funny and the talking fruits and veggies just crack me up. I’m sure you’ll do well in PFB, the best of luck!

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    kokomama — September 13, 2010 @ 7:41 pm

    Love the food faces – that’s so creative. Good luck!

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    Amanda @ BakingWithoutABox — September 13, 2010 @ 9:16 pm

    Love the post! And your Project profile pic is so fun!

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    Erica — September 13, 2010 @ 9:25 pm

    I love your blog! And I hope you win! If so, can I have a little of that money!? ;o) ha ha!

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    Melissa (MelissaLikesToEat) — September 13, 2010 @ 9:39 pm

    I’m a new reader but you’ve already got my vote!

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    The Enchanted Cook — September 13, 2010 @ 10:17 pm

    Very cute pictures and post! Best wishes!

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    Eliana — September 13, 2010 @ 10:49 pm

    HAHA – what a fun post. I wish you best of luck in the contest.

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    Debs — September 14, 2010 @ 2:34 am

    Great post & pics, good luck with the competition.

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    Ellie (Almost Bourdain) — September 14, 2010 @ 3:58 am

    What a great post! Wishing you best of luck with the competition!

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    Maralyn Jones — September 14, 2010 @ 7:55 am

    Nice and sweet post…i really liked it..thanks fir sharing it…

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    DeAnna — September 14, 2010 @ 9:04 am

    I think you should be on the Food Network. You could enter for the next Food Network star!

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    ErinsFoodFiles — September 14, 2010 @ 10:59 am

    OMG! This is cracking me up! Did you really write on your food? Haha!

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    Krystal R. — September 14, 2010 @ 11:05 am

    OMG…Jess, you crack me up. I’m totally rooting for you to win The Next Blog Star. I’ve truly enjoyed reading your blog and I’ve been following you as long as I can remember I was in the “food community.” If you really did write on your food, you got mad talent and skills for making all those adorable faces. You are definitely “in it to win it!”

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    Winnie — September 14, 2010 @ 1:09 pm

    You’re hilarious, and I’m so happy that I found you blog. But jeez…I don’t even want to enter now 😉

  22. 22 — September 14, 2010 @ 4:10 pm

    I am just checkin’ out the competition. Good Luck! You look strong… GREG

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    Anna Johnston — September 15, 2010 @ 2:00 am

    RightO then…, if there’s voting involved, I’ll vote or if clapping along & cheering loudly is needed, count me in. Go you good thing, I’m so excited to see someone with humour & fun on their side getting into this competition & if you need any Cheffy help with some serious technical cooking, I’ll be more than happy to help out, just ask OK. So…, how could you loose.

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    Biz — September 15, 2010 @ 11:24 am

    Just checking out my competition! I loved reading your first challenge entry! 😀

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    Julie Roberts — September 15, 2010 @ 2:21 pm

    Love this. Good luck. Hope you win.

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    Mrs. Mayhem — September 16, 2010 @ 11:37 am

    You are so creative. This is hilarious! I hope you win!

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    Katie — September 16, 2010 @ 7:40 pm

    Love love love this! I wish you the best of luck…you rock! And, those funny face veggies are probably the cutest things ever…

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    melissa — September 16, 2010 @ 8:11 pm

    Love this post! And your blog! Your veggies with faces are cracking me up – as you always do. Love how I always get a good laugh with your great recipes. Good luck with the contest!

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    Becki D — September 16, 2010 @ 8:17 pm

    Love the produce faces!!! Very cute – great start to the competition!

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    Leah — September 17, 2010 @ 11:31 am

    I just love this post! You make such yummy food and have such fun doing it. One of my favorite food blogs that I read. Good luck in the competition, I have a feeling you’ll be in it for a while! 😉

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    girlichef — September 19, 2010 @ 3:05 pm

    What a fabulous post!! So fun…I absolutely adore it…and your blog. Best of luck in the competition!! :)

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    Hey…I need your help! » The Novice Chef Blog — September 20, 2010 @ 8:37 am

    […] One week ago today, I posted about why I deserve to be the Next Food Blog Star! And I know you haven’t forgotten…because if I am still having bad dreams about extra happy fruit chasing me, I am sure you are too. But in case you aren’t as insane as I am did forget, you can read all about it here. […]

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    Lisa — September 20, 2010 @ 9:00 am

    Love the photos… you’re quirky, funny and a great read!

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    Sharon (umommy) — September 20, 2010 @ 11:19 am

    love the post and love your site. got my vote. best of luck!

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    Julie @ Willow Bird Baking — September 20, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

    I’m still hunting around on PFB, but I just wanted to let you know that your blog is the only one (other than mine) I knew I was voting for right off the bat :)

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    Anna — September 20, 2010 @ 7:00 pm

    Loved the post, how cute…just sent a vote your way. Have a great week.

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    Jacob's Kitchen — September 20, 2010 @ 9:42 pm

    Great post! Love all of your photos. They are equal parts hilarious, and genius. I voted for you! =)

    Good luck!

    Check out my PFB post:

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    sians — September 20, 2010 @ 9:51 pm

    <3 your post :) i voted for you :)

    btw, you can check out my pfb post as well if you are interested :

    – sians.

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    Jennifer- Adventuresome Kitchen — September 20, 2010 @ 10:55 pm

    Ha Ha! Your post is hilarious! you got my vote! BTW- I posted an awesome recipe for Bacon Dark Chocolate Chip Cookies earlier this summer…I sympathize with the scandalized looks you may have received but the adventuresome loved them- as I am sure I will love your bacon chocolate cupcakes! Check out my post for PFB
    Good luck-and keep drawing silly faces!!

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    Mariko — September 20, 2010 @ 11:11 pm

    I’m so glad they have this contest, because I was able to read this post! And a good one it is. Love the faces.

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    Russell at Chasing Delicious — September 21, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

    What a cute blog! So unique. Good luck!

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    Sweet Swallows — September 21, 2010 @ 8:39 pm

    Great post! Love your sense of humor. You’ve definitely got my vote!

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    Lisa Orgler — September 21, 2010 @ 10:04 pm

    Way to stand out in a crowd! You are not only funny, but incredibly talented too! Your photos are absolutely lovely! I am not only voting for you, but also adding you to my blogroll. I look forward to future posts and laughs. Good luck!

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    whatsfordinneracrossstatelines — September 21, 2010 @ 10:18 pm

    Had to vote for this one, too funny! Nice to meet you! Good Luck!

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    foodies at home — September 22, 2010 @ 12:55 pm

    LOL one of the best entries I’ve read!

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    Kimmy — September 22, 2010 @ 7:19 pm

    hahahaha, I love ass-friendly recipes. Fabulous! You’ve got my vote!

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    Lick My Spoon — September 23, 2010 @ 1:07 am

    Your pictures are adorable! You’ve got my vote. Best of luck in the competition!

    Lick My Spoon

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    Kat — September 25, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

    Love the photos! The Chocolate Bacon Cupcakes sound divine! Must try that recipe =D Best of luck in the competition!

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    Mike — September 25, 2010 @ 8:45 pm

    The way you doodle on food is extremely clever and funny. Good luck the rest of the competition. I will be voting for you.

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