Arrrr Matey!*

I have decided my life goal will be to become a real pirate.

Ok, not a real modern pirate that drive around on fast boats and murder people. More like a pirate with a parrot and a cool knife…that lives on Key West and takes pictures with people for tips.

You should all seriously consider this with me…

1. You would have a nice tan like him.

2. You get to play dress up every day.

3. You get to never brush your hair and just cover it up with a bandanna instead.

4. You get to “talk like a pirate” every day, not just on the special Talk Like A Pirate Day.

5. You get to drink these all day, every day, for the rest of your pirate life.

So here is my official resignation. I am off to Key West to be a pirate. Arrgghhh.

*These photos were taken while I was in Key West in August 2010*

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7 Responses to “Arrrr Matey!”

  1. 1

    Mariko — November 18, 2010 @ 3:43 am

    Love this new section! I wanna be a pirate too!

  2. 2

    Lesley — November 18, 2010 @ 3:44 am

    That is a great picture! I will take one of those coconut drinks right now! Is it Friday yet?

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    dawn hutchins — November 18, 2010 @ 10:24 am

    I say go for it. In fact, I might join you. It sounds like a MUCH better idea than working in commercial finance. BLAH.

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    Cydney — November 18, 2010 @ 3:24 pm

    I love Key West! I’d at least want to be a pirate for a week, once a year…

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    Lauren — December 7, 2010 @ 6:44 pm

    I’m totally with you on this! When life gets too “hectic” I often say I’m going to run away, steal a ship and become a pirate – drinking rum, cruising the waves and brandishing a sword all day long! Not to mention the fact that I might actually get my pasty skin to have some color!

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    Champ — August 19, 2011 @ 1:06 pm

    Stay inofmatrive, San Diego, yeah boy!

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    xitoej — August 25, 2011 @ 7:19 am

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