Salt Pig & Food Stylist’s Handbook Giveaway!*

Don’t forget to check out the gift guide if you missed it last time! 6 gifts for foodies for under $25!

There will be 2 winners! 1 will win the Salt Pig and 1 will win the Food Stylist’s Handbook!

 

SALT PIG!

(if you don’t win, you can pick one up here!)

 

 

Food Stylist’s Handbook! 

(if you don’t win, you can pick one up here!)

 

Giveaway is now closed!
Congratulations to Mimi comment #20 and Dawn comment #123!

 

Open from now till midnight (PST) Sunday, December 11th!

 


Entry #1:                (leave a separate comment for each entry)

Let’s play Mad Libs! Copy the following into the comment section…and then fill it in! *doesn’t have to be correct, it’s for fun!*

You’re a mean one, Mr. __________. You really are a _________.

You’re as ___________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __________, Mr. __________.

You’re a bad ____________, with a greasy black ___________.

 

 

Entry #2:                 (leave a separate comment for each entry)

Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

A. Mrs. Claus     - I am sure girlfriends got some stories to tell. 

B. Frosty            - He would melt before you had to share any of the wine.

C. Tim Allen     - He plays Santa & I’m sure he could get you in touch with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 

 

 

Entry #3:                  (leave a separate comment for each entry)

And for a bonus entry, tweet or facebook about this giveaway and come back here and leave a link to your tweet or facebook post.

“Enter to win a Pink Salt Pig and a copy of Food Stylist’s Handbook from @TheNoviceChef http://bit.ly/v3CvZd  #giveaway”

 

 

 

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-This giveaway is being sponsored by The Novice Chef Blog and no one else. There will only be one winner for each prize. The first person’s name I draw will win the Salt Pig. The second name I draw will be for the Food Stylist’s Handbook. 

-I will contact the prize winner by email and the prize must be claimed within 7 days or it will be forfeited and an alternate winner will be selected.

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176 Responses to “Salt Pig & Food Stylist’s Handbook Giveaway!”

  1. 1

    Jamie Phipps — December 9, 2011 @ 1:25 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heal.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!

  2. 2

    Jamie Phipps — December 9, 2011 @ 1:25 pm

    Frosty, for sure! More wine for me! :)

  3. 3

    Rebecca S. — December 9, 2011 @ 1:26 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. ___Snow_______. You really are a ___refrigerator______.

    You’re as ____smooth_______ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __copier solicitor________, Mr. ___Snow_______.

    You’re a bad ____hamburger________, with a greasy black ___teeth________.

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    Hilary — December 9, 2011 @ 1:26 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. __Tea________. You really are a __spice_______.

    You’re as __green_________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a _eel_________, Mr. ___Tea_______.

    You’re a bad ___penguin_________, with a greasy black __nose_________.

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    Rebecca S. — December 9, 2011 @ 1:26 pm

    Tim Allen- I would like to reminisce about Tool Time.

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    Hilary — December 9, 2011 @ 1:27 pm

    C. Tim Allen -for sure since he could provide humor while having the wine:)

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    jeannette — December 9, 2011 @ 1:29 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. UPS man. You really are a brat.

    You’re as elusive as a cactus, you’re as charming as a rat, Mr. UPS man.

    You’re a bad man, with a greasy black hat.

    haha that was fun!! merry christmas

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    jeannette — December 9, 2011 @ 1:31 pm

    i’m going to have wine with tim allen. i mean… he’s tim allen. COME ON!! but only if i can call him tim the toolman taylor just once. and i’d have to tell him that my childhood crush on JTT has long since passed. plus it would never work out… different teams and all.

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    Hilary — December 9, 2011 @ 1:35 pm

    Shared it on my facebook page:) http://www.facebook.com/pages/Baking-Bad/241272699247514

  10. 10

    Jen — December 9, 2011 @ 1:36 pm

    You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch, You really are a heel.
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
    You’re a bad banana, With a greasy black peel!

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    Jen — December 9, 2011 @ 1:37 pm

    definitely Mrs Claus!

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    Jessica @ Sushi and Sit-Ups — December 9, 2011 @ 1:37 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a terror(?).

    You’re as prickly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a something-not-charming, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

    (Clearly I need to brush up on the song!)

  13. 13

    Jessica @ Sushi and Sit-Ups — December 9, 2011 @ 1:38 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with? Probably Frosty. I really miss snow!

  14. 14

    Allison — December 9, 2011 @ 1:39 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a jerk.

    You’re as fragrant as a cactus, you’re as charming as a fruit bat, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad dog, with a greasy black tail.

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    Allison — December 9, 2011 @ 1:40 pm

    Mrs. Claus!

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    Allison — December 9, 2011 @ 1:41 pm

    tweet tweet! https://twitter.com/#!/asullivan85/status/145211278468710401

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    Charlene Hopkins — December 9, 2011 @ 1:43 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a deal.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad mambajamba with a greasy black banana.

     

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    Charlene Hopkins — December 9, 2011 @ 1:44 pm

    Definitly mrs claus!

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    Mimi — December 9, 2011 @ 1:48 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr.Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a eel, Mr.Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!

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    Laura — December 9, 2011 @ 1:49 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a Eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad bannana, with a greasy black peel.

    How could anyone forget this song? But the other versions are fun to read :)

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    Mimi — December 9, 2011 @ 1:49 pm

    Mrs. Claus :)

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    Katrina — December 9, 2011 @ 1:51 pm

    OMG this is so fun!
    Entry 1:
    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are an eel.

    You’re as horny as a cactus, you’re as charming as a hairless car, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

    • Jessica replied: — December 9th, 2011 @ 1:56 pm

      …annnnddd I just spit diet coke all over my keyboard. :-D Who knew cactus were so horny??

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    Kara — December 9, 2011 @ 1:51 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Katrina — December 9, 2011 @ 1:52 pm

    I’d totally like to share with Frosty…see ya!

  25. 25

    Kara — December 9, 2011 @ 1:52 pm

    Entry 2: Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    Mrs. Claus

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    The Mom Chef ~ Taking on Magazines One Recipe at a Time — December 9, 2011 @ 1:52 pm

    This one’s easy…we own the movie. :)

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

    (now I’ll have that song in my head the rest of the day)

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    Katrina — December 9, 2011 @ 1:52 pm

    I tweeted! – @katrinadingle

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    Laura — December 9, 2011 @ 1:52 pm

    Tim Allen of course, he’s hilarious!

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    The Mom Chef ~ Taking on Magazines One Recipe at a Time — December 9, 2011 @ 1:53 pm

    I had to pick

    C. Tim Allen – He plays Santa & I’m sure he could get you in touch with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

    because I’m old enough to be Jonathan’s mom. I’d need to just stop at Tim Allen. :)

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    Molly Garza — December 9, 2011 @ 1:59 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Scrooge. You really are a not a nice person
    You’re as prickly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a troll Mr. Scrooge
    You’re a bad egg with a greasy black shell.

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    Molly Garza — December 9, 2011 @ 2:00 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?
    C. Tim Allen – He plays Santa & I’m sure he could get you in touch with Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

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    Elain Ponce De Leon — December 9, 2011 @ 2:00 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. “Grinch”. You really are a “heel”.

    You’re as “cuddly” as a cactus, you’re as charming as an “eel”, Mr. “Grinch”.

    You’re a bad “banana”, with a greasy black “peel”.

  33. 33

    Molly Garza — December 9, 2011 @ 2:01 pm

    Left a comment on Facebook and Twitter

  34. 34

    Elain Ponce De Leon — December 9, 2011 @ 2:01 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    A. Mrs. Claus – I am sure girlfriends got some stories to tell.

  35. 35

    Elain Ponce De Leon — December 9, 2011 @ 2:03 pm

    Just tweeted! http://twitter.com/#!/ThePonceDeLeons/status/145216798281826305

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    Charli Furterer — December 9, 2011 @ 2:05 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. “Grinch”. You really are a “heel”.

    You’re as “cuddly” as a cactus, you’re as charming as an “eel”, Mr. “Grinch”.

    You’re a bad “banana”, with a greasy black “peel”.

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    Miranda Skinner — December 9, 2011 @ 2:06 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Averie @ Love Veggies and Yoga — December 9, 2011 @ 2:06 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. __________Tax Man. You really are a _________pain in the butt.
    You’re as ___________ prickly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __________hangover, Mr. __________TaxMan.

    You’re a bad ____________, man, with a greasy black ___________pens.

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    Miranda Skinner — December 9, 2011 @ 2:06 pm

    Tim Allem For Sure!

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    Miranda Skinner — December 9, 2011 @ 2:08 pm

    I facebooked go check it out @Miranda Skinner – Pampered Chef

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    amy marantino — December 9, 2011 @ 2:26 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. IRS. You really are a greedy pest.

    You’re as prickely as a cactus, you’re as charming as a snake, Mr. IRS.

    You’re a bad guy, with a greasy black ledger.

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    amy marantino — December 9, 2011 @ 2:27 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    C. Tim Allen – I could use some laughs today

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    The Home Cook — December 9, 2011 @ 2:30 pm

    My brain is fried so I’m just going to do the actual words. :)

    You’re a mean one, Mr. _Grinch__. You really are a _heel__.

    You’re as ___cuddly___ as a cactus, you’re as charming as an __eel_, Mr. __Grinch__.

    You’re a bad __banana_, with a greasy black __peel__.

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    The Home Cook — December 9, 2011 @ 2:30 pm

    A. Mrs. Claus

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    Tracy — December 9, 2011 @ 2:31 pm

    Grinch…heel
    Cuddly…eel…Grinch
    Banana…peel

    (Fun giveaway!)

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    Tracy — December 9, 2011 @ 2:32 pm

    Mrs. Claus, for sure!

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    kelsey — December 9, 2011 @ 2:33 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. ___Stone_______. You really are a _____rock____.

    You’re as __prickly_________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __don draper________, Mr. _____stone_____.

    You’re a bad _____one_______, with a greasy black ______hat____.

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    kelsey — December 9, 2011 @ 2:34 pm

    B. Frosty for sure!

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    Tracy — December 9, 2011 @ 2:34 pm

    Tweeted: http://twitter.com/#!/saladgoddess/status/145224471148625920

    (Took me a minute to find the link in New Twitter!)

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    Lindsay @ The Lean Green Bean — December 9, 2011 @ 2:57 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. _Grinch_________. You really are a _pooper________.

    You’re as _cuddly__________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __eel________, Mr. _Grinch_________.

    You’re a bad _banana___________, with a greasy black ____peel_______.
    (my favorite line of the whole song!)

  51. 51

    Lindsay @ The Lean Green Bean — December 9, 2011 @ 2:58 pm

    gonna have to go with frosty!

  52. 52

    Sam H — December 9, 2011 @ 2:59 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. __Jonathan Taylor Thomas__. You really are a __tease for being cute on Home Improvement and then disappearing forever!__.

    You’re as ___pokey__ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a _13 boy who I will always remember you by_, Mr. __JTT____.

    You’re a bad __person because I will always love you__, with a greasy black _probably really expensive car with all the royalties you’re still making from that show____.

  53. 53

    Sam H — December 9, 2011 @ 2:59 pm

    And I would obviously have that bottle of wine with Mr. Home Improvement himself!

  54. 54

    AshleyA — December 9, 2011 @ 3:05 pm

    I am gonna have to say Tim Allen but only because of the JTT connection :)

  55. 55

    meghan.mueller@gmail.com — December 9, 2011 @ 3:10 pm

    It would totally be Tim Allen because of the JTT connection.

  56. 56

    Eva @ Eva Bakes — December 9, 2011 @ 3:14 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. _Baldwin_. You really are a _celebrity_.

    You’re as prickly_ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a _smooth talker_, Mr. _Baldwin_.

    You’re a bad _airline passenger_, with a greasy black _phone_.

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    Eva @ Eva Bakes — December 9, 2011 @ 3:15 pm

    A – Mrs. Claus. Girlfriend might have some good recipes to share too!

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    Katie P. — December 9, 2011 @ 3:17 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Oatmeal. You really are a Banana.

    You’re as pumpkin pie spice as a cactus, you’re as charming as clovez, Mr. Cinnamon.

    You’re a bad original recipe, with a greasy black muffin.

    (Can you read between the phrase? I made up that muffin recipe this weekend!)

    • Jessica replied: — December 9th, 2011 @ 3:32 pm

      Ha! Love it Katie!

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    Katie P. — December 9, 2011 @ 3:18 pm

    I was thinking Jonathan Taylor Thomas before you even finished typing ‘Allen’. I kissed that poster every night before bed in my youth. Don’t judge.
    Definitely sharing that bottle with Tim in my attempts to use his connections. DUH.

    • Jessica replied: — December 9th, 2011 @ 3:32 pm

      I totally made out with my JTT poster. No judgement here! :-D

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    Nelly Rodriguez — December 9, 2011 @ 3:59 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Cookie Monster. You really are a “salty cookie pig”.

    You’re as fuzzy as a cactus, you’re as charming as a bear, Mr. Cookie Monster.

    You’re a bad cookie, with a greasy black chocolate chip!

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    Cassie — December 9, 2011 @ 4:00 pm

    Entry #1: (leave a separate comment for each entry)

    Let’s play Mad Libs! Copy the following into the comment section…and then fill it in! *doesn’t have to be correct, it’s for fun!*

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Boss Man. You really are a jerk.

    You’re as shrived as a cactus, you’re as charming as a snail, Mr. Boss Man.

    You’re a bad apple, with a greasy black bruise.

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    Nelly Rodriguez — December 9, 2011 @ 4:00 pm

    C. Tim Allen – He plays Santa & I’m sure he could get you in touch with Jonathan Taylor Thomas. …. Did you really mention JTT?! Oh. My. LORD. Love him. I feel like I’m 15 again! AHHH!

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    Nelly Rodriguez — December 9, 2011 @ 4:00 pm

    I tweeted!

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    Cassie — December 9, 2011 @ 4:01 pm

    Seeing as how I am pregnant and haven’t had wine in 8 months I would say that I would share a bottle of wine with Frosty (once I’ve had this kid of course). I don’t want to have to share.

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    Krystal @ {Mrs. Regueiro's Plate} — December 9, 2011 @ 4:16 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mrs.Boss. You really are a tool for not giving us the holidays off.

    You’re as prickly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a wrench, Mrs. Boss.

    You’re a bad mama jama , with a greasy black hair-do.

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    Liz — December 9, 2011 @ 4:27 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Buffalo. You really are a beast.

    You’re as pokey as a cactus, you’re as charming as a rock, Mr. Buffalo.

    You’re a bad Elvis impersonator, with a greasy black pompadour.

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    Liz — December 9, 2011 @ 4:29 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    Tim Allen – absolutely. He’s even a local-ish boy! More importantly, I’ve actually met JTT, so we’d have something to talk about. (For the record, JTT is actually pretty nice. He was a student at the same university as me and came into our library to pay a fine once. Really polite!)

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    Lauren — December 9, 2011 @ 4:43 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Professor. You really are a beast.

    You’re as ugly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a toad, Mr. Professor.

    You’re a bad sock, with a greasy black ear.

  69. 69

    Lauren — December 9, 2011 @ 4:45 pm

    Tim Allen and I’d bring my dad with too

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    Amanda Ross — December 9, 2011 @ 5:01 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. _winter_________. You really are a ___jerk______.

    You’re as __pokey_________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __dentist________, Mr. ____winter______.

    You’re a bad ___meal_________, with a greasy black __belly ache_________.

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    Amanda Ross — December 9, 2011 @ 5:02 pm

    Wine with Tim Allen.. “Thank you, Juuuudy!”

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    Meghan D. — December 9, 2011 @ 5:22 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. final exam. You really are a chore.

    You’re as painful as a cactus, you’re as charming as a wet seal, Mr. final exam.

    You’re a bad failing grade, with a greasy black lung.

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    Kate — December 9, 2011 @ 5:23 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Ex Boyfriend. You really are a tool.

    You’re as spineless as a cactus, you’re as charming as a toilet seat, Mr. Ex Boyfriend.

    You’re a bad impersonator, with a greasy black personality.

    (and yes, i’m now happily married. :) )

  74. 74

    Meghan D. — December 9, 2011 @ 5:24 pm

    Tim Allen, I want that JTT hook up! I loved I’ll be home for Christmas!

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    Heather K Miller — December 9, 2011 @ 6:08 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. _Mess___. You really are a __Creep______.

    You’re as ___annoying_____ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a ___pencil_____, Mr. ____Mess______.

    You’re a bad ___sandwich_______, with a greasy black __piece of ham______.

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    Heather K Miller — December 9, 2011 @ 6:09 pm

    I’m gonna say Tim Allen just because of the JTT reference!

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    Mercedes — December 9, 2011 @ 6:36 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. __Grinch________. You really are a __heel_______.

    You’re as _cuddly__________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a ___eel_______, Mr. _Grinch_________.

    You’re a bad _banana___________, with a greasy black peel___________.

    I am amazed that I could complete that without looking any of it up!

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    Mercedes — December 9, 2011 @ 6:37 pm

    Share a glass of wine with Tim Allen! The Santa CLaus is one of my fav Christmas movies!

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    Books n' Cooks — December 9, 2011 @ 6:46 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Boss. You really are a idiot_.

    You’re as dumb as a cactus, you’re as charming as a snake, Mr. Boss.

    You’re a bad bad man, with a greasy black mohawk.

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    Books n' Cooks — December 9, 2011 @ 6:47 pm

    I would most definitely share a bottle of wine with Mrs. Clause. Ladies night is the best!

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    Books n' Cooks — December 9, 2011 @ 6:48 pm

    Retweet – https://twitter.com/#!/booksncooks2/status/145288542191497217
    I’m really hoping for the Stylists’ book! Happy holidays!

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    kristin m. — December 9, 2011 @ 6:52 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Potato Head. You really are a chicken leg.

    You’re as sparkly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a fighter jet, Mr. Potato Head.

    You’re a bad frappacino, with a greasy black toenail.

    kristinmik at gmail

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    kristin m. — December 9, 2011 @ 6:53 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    A. Mrs. Claus – I am SO overdue for a girl’s night out, so this could be a good start, no?

    kristinmik at gmail

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    Andrea W — December 9, 2011 @ 7:39 pm

    Entry #1:

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Poodle. You really are a ball of fuzz

    You’re as smooth as a cactus, you’re as charming as a bulldog, Mr. P-Diddle

    You’re a bad stinker, with a greasy black Cadillac.

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    Andrea W — December 9, 2011 @ 7:41 pm

    Entry #2:

    Tim Allen – oh me, oh my, how I would laugh my ass off!

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    branny — December 9, 2011 @ 7:45 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. __Grinch__. You really are a __Wench_______.

    You’re as ___Spikey________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a ____pimp______, Mr. __Griiiiinch_____.

    You’re a bad ___mofo_________, with a greasy black __afro_________.

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    branny — December 9, 2011 @ 7:46 pm

    . Frosty – He would melt before you had to share any of the wine.

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    JulieD — December 9, 2011 @ 7:59 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. ___Drink____. You really are a ___jerk____.

    You’re as _____green____ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a ___horse____, Mr. ____Ed
    You’re a bad ____pig_____, with a greasy black ___stallion_______.

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    Brandy — December 9, 2011 @ 8:00 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    B. Frosty – He would melt before you had to share any of the wine.

    I’m selfish like that, especially when wine is involved!!

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    Deb Bee — December 9, 2011 @ 8:03 pm

    Entry #1:

    You’re a mean one, Mr.Onion. You really are a stink.

    You’re as prickly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a car salesman, Mr. Onion.

    You’re a bad egg, with a greasy black spot_.

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    Ashlie — December 9, 2011 @ 8:14 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. T. You really are a grinch.

    You’re as scary as a cactus, you’re as charming as a bull, Mr. T.

    You’re a bad mamma jamma, with a greasy black mohawk.

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    Ashlie — December 9, 2011 @ 8:14 pm

    # 2 – Frosty for schizzle :)

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    Rita — December 9, 2011 @ 8:17 pm

    Rita Guill You’re a mean one, Mr. __Fluff________. You really are a ___banana______.

    You’re as _______cozy____ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a _____Charleston Chew_____, Mr. _____Fluff_____.

    You’re a bad ___stocking______, with a greasy black ____grits_______.

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    Renee — December 9, 2011 @ 8:17 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Buster. You really are a selfish dog.

    You’re grumpy as a cactus, you’re as charming as a puppy, Mr. Buster.

    You’re a bad doggy, with a greasy smell.

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    Rita — December 9, 2011 @ 8:19 pm

    Entry #2, Def. Tim Allen cause he’s funny! Cute in a way…what more does a girl need?

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    Renee — December 9, 2011 @ 8:20 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    A. Mrs. Claus – I am sure girlfriends got some stories to tell.

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    Amy Tong — December 9, 2011 @ 8:36 pm

    Entry #1 In honor of the salt pig….

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Piggy. You really are a jerk–y.

    You’re as dry as a cactus, you’re as charming as a Holiday Spiral, Mr. Piggy.

    You’re a bad boy, with a greasy black char.

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    Amy Tong — December 9, 2011 @ 8:39 pm

    Entry #2 Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    B. Frosty – He would melt before you had to share any of the wine.

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    Renee — December 9, 2011 @ 8:39 pm

    Tweeted and it’s on my FB page: https://www.facebook.com/casadelkuchen

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    Melissa — December 9, 2011 @ 10:25 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Melissa — December 9, 2011 @ 10:27 pm

    Wine with Mrs. Claus … girlfriends make for great wine nights!

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    Melisa — December 9, 2011 @ 11:58 pm

    I love The Grinch!
    You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!

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    Melisa — December 9, 2011 @ 11:59 pm

    Wine with Mrs. Claus.

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    sydney85 — December 10, 2011 @ 12:14 am

    You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel!

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    sydney85 — December 10, 2011 @ 12:15 am

    Share the wine with Tim Allen. He can tell me jokes while I drink the wine.

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    tk — December 10, 2011 @ 3:08 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. President. You really are a coconut.

    You’re as spongy as a cactus, you’re as charming as a squirrel, Mr. President.

    You’re a bad cupcake, with a greasy black sock.

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    tk — December 10, 2011 @ 3:09 am

    I would drink with Mrs. Claus

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    Heather Burdett — December 10, 2011 @ 6:31 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. May. You really are a poof. You’re as slow as a cactus, you’re as charming as a school boy, Mr. May. You’re a bad racer, with a greasy black Ferrari .

    Sorry… was watching Top Gear. I am addicted to that show!

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    Heather Burdett — December 10, 2011 @ 6:32 am

    Mrs. Claus! I would share a drink or two with her. Get all the good tidbits of info. :P

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    Heather Burdett — December 10, 2011 @ 6:32 am

    Tweeted! http://twitter.com/#!/LilyBard/status/145464629852770304

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    Emily — December 10, 2011 @ 7:21 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Smith. You really are a big dumb meanie.

    You’re as pokey as a cactus, you’re as charming as a snail, Mr. Smith.

    You’re a bad egg, with a greasy black socks.

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    Emily — December 10, 2011 @ 7:23 am

    Tim Allen

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    Anna — December 10, 2011 @ 7:23 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Pickles. You really are a sourpuss.

    You’re as sensuous as a cactus, you’re as charming as a leech, Mr. Pickles.

    You’re a bad cucumber, with a greasy black heart.

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    Anna — December 10, 2011 @ 7:27 am

    Definitely Mrs. Claus. Girlfriend knows how to do a wine evening right.

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    Heather — December 10, 2011 @ 7:45 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are an ass.

    You’re as dried up as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Trump.

    You’re a bad haircut, with a greasy black eyes.

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    Heather — December 10, 2011 @ 7:46 am

    I’d share a bottle with Frosty, ie have it all to myself.

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    Amy G. H. — December 10, 2011 @ 9:13 am

    Frosty – he could provide instant ice for my beverages!

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    Caitlin — December 10, 2011 @ 9:14 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Christmas tree. You really are a waste.

    You’re as annoying as a cactus, you’re as charming as a bush, Mr. Pine.

    You’re a bad elephant, with a greasy black trunk.

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    Caitlin — December 10, 2011 @ 9:16 am

    Mrs. Clause because she needs a break! She’s married to a guy that works one day and year….I am sure she needs more than wine!

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    Morsels of Life — December 10, 2011 @ 9:32 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. ____santa______. You really are a _____punk____.

    You’re as _____soft______ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a ____snake______, Mr. ____santa______.

    You’re a bad _____dude_______, with a greasy black _____butt______.

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    Morsels of Life — December 10, 2011 @ 9:33 am

    i’ll go with frosty

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    Morsels of Life — December 10, 2011 @ 9:35 am

    tweeted!

    http://twitter.com/#!/MorselsofLife/status/145511718292951041

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    Dawn — December 10, 2011 @ 9:41 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana , with a greasy black peel.

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    BARBARA — December 10, 2011 @ 9:53 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. ___BAKER_______. You really are a _INSECURE_____.

    You’re as _PRICKLY__________ as a cactus, you’re as charming as a __TOOL_______, Mr. _BAKER_________.

    You’re a bad ____PIE________, with a greasy black ___HEART________.

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    BARBARA — December 10, 2011 @ 9:54 am

    MRS CLAUSE

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    Alaina — December 10, 2011 @ 10:22 am

    You’re a mean one Mr Grinch
    You really are a heel
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus
    You’re as charming as an eel
    Mr. Grinch
    You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

    Hahah such a good way to enter! This is one of my favorite Christmas movies!! I can’t wait for my son to watch it when he gets old enough!!

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    Alaina — December 10, 2011 @ 10:23 am

    I would totally share my wine with Frosty, because like you pointed out, he would melt quickly, and I’m all about hogging the wine! ;)

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    Alaina — December 10, 2011 @ 10:29 am

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mommysmenu/187458298002663

    I posted about your giveaway and how totally fab you are on facebook! ;) thanks for a great giveaway! Happy Saturday!

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    Meghan — December 10, 2011 @ 10:37 am

    Why can’t I just pick JTT himself!? Lol. Fine, I’ll take Tim Allen!

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    amie — December 10, 2011 @ 11:41 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    amie — December 10, 2011 @ 11:41 am

    I would rather have wine with Frosty!!!

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    Russell at Chasing Delicious — December 10, 2011 @ 12:04 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Goldfinger. You really are a Cat.

    You’re as Despicable as a cactus, you’re as charming as an Umbrella, Mr. Goldfinger.

    You’re a bad Prostitute, with a greasy black calculators.

    — ps this is probably the most fun giveaway ever.

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    Russell at Chasing Delicious — December 10, 2011 @ 12:06 pm

    Tim Allen because I want to ask him how a drug trafficker managed to become a famous-ish actor!

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    Christine — December 10, 2011 @ 12:22 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a eel, Mr. Grinch.
    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Christine — December 10, 2011 @ 12:23 pm

    Mrs. Clause! O the stories

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    Kimiko — December 10, 2011 @ 2:20 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Cowell. You really are a jerk.

    You’re as deformed as a cactus, you’re as charming as a slug, Mr. Cowell.

    You’re a bad apple, with a greasy black core.

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    Kimiko — December 10, 2011 @ 2:22 pm

    I was going to say Frosty, because I do like my wine. But IMO, wine is never as good when it’s drunk alone. Wine deserves good company, so I’m going with Tim Allen! He’d definitely be a fun man to drink with!

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    Eatgood4life — December 10, 2011 @ 4:24 pm

    I would love to have the wine with mrs.Claus :-)

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    Ellie @ The Bitchin' Kitchin' — December 10, 2011 @ 6:23 pm

    I would rather share a bottle of wine with Mrs. Claus. Because she could totally dish on the whole Christmas process. That would be fun.

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    Mimi — December 10, 2011 @ 6:49 pm

    For question #2, I’m going with Tim Allen. He really has no redeeming qualities on his own (apart from being from Michigan), but I love me some JTT!

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    Tiffany — December 10, 2011 @ 8:56 pm

    I would rather share a glass of wine with Tim Allen

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    Ann — December 10, 2011 @ 10:49 pm

    First off ~ Thanks for the giveaway! This is FUN!

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Voldemort. You really are a PUTZ!

    You’re as pretty as a cactus, you’re as charming as a boar, Mr. Voldemort.

    You’re a bad hoar crux maker, with a greasy black outfit – seriously…what’s with the clothes?

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    Sarah in Miami — December 10, 2011 @ 11:00 pm

    In an effort to seem more…contemporary…while still keeping with the original name =) :

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Ging-rinch. You really are a bowling ball!
    You’re as embraceable as a cactus, you’re as charming as an auditor, Mr. Ging-riiiiiiiiinch.
    You’re a bad sack lunch, with a greasy black smartphone screen!

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    Sarah in Miami — December 10, 2011 @ 11:04 pm

    #2: I would share a bottle of champagne with Mrs. Claus. Who knows? Maybe she’ll invite me over so I can FINALLY meet the real Santa ;)

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    Paula @ Dishing the Divine — December 10, 2011 @ 11:07 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Husband. You really are a math book.

    You’re as touchy as a cactus, you’re as charming as a pine cone, Mr. Harry Potter.

    You’re a bad tinsel, with a greasy black ornaments.

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    Ann — December 10, 2011 @ 11:08 pm

    Second entry….I’d share the wine with Mrs. Claus! If you mix wine and chicks…you have some GREAT stories!

    The most fun giveaway EVER!

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    Paula @ Dishing the Divine — December 10, 2011 @ 11:08 pm

    OH, and definitely Mrs. Claus. I’d want to hear a few behind-the-scenes stories about living with someone who only works once a year. :)

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    Ann — December 10, 2011 @ 11:09 pm

    I tweeted (@AnnHolly) Thanks again!

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    Chung-Ah @ Damn Delicious — December 11, 2011 @ 2:52 am

    That salt pig is just too cute!

    And I would totally share wine with Mrs. Claus. I feel like she’d have lots of stories/gossip to share!!

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    Sharon — December 11, 2011 @ 9:13 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Sharon — December 11, 2011 @ 9:21 am

    I would love a couple of glasses of wine with Mrs. Claus in hopes she could persuade Santa to override my mother-in-laws gift choices for me and my husband. We do not need any more underwear and cute Peanuts paraphenaglia!

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    Christina U. — December 11, 2011 @ 11:14 am

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Banker. You really are a sneak.

    You’re as purple as a cactus, you’re as charming as a geek Mr.Banker.

    You’re a bad snowman, with a greasy black nose.

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    Christina U. — December 11, 2011 @ 11:16 am

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    A. Mrs. Claus – I am sure girlfriends got some stories to tell.

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    CRISTINA PUENTES — December 11, 2011 @ 12:13 pm

    Entry #1:

    You’re a mean one, Mr. EDWARD CULLEN. You really are an ANGEL.

    You’re as PROTECTIVE as a cactus, you’re as charming as a GENTLEMAN, Mr. EDWARD CULLEN.

    You’re a bad ASS, with a greasy black MOTORCYCLE.

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    CRISTINA PUENTES — December 11, 2011 @ 12:16 pm

    I would share a bottle of wine with FROSTY! And I wouldn’t share because he would have already melted. However, you can use the melted water from Frosty to stay hydrated after downing the whole bottle wine…therefore, avoiding a hangover and dehydration!

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    Lisa — December 11, 2011 @ 4:14 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.
    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Lisa — December 11, 2011 @ 4:15 pm

    I would share with Frosty cause I kinda have a thing for snowmen ;)

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    Diane Hooie — December 11, 2011 @ 4:19 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Assessor. You really are a grinch.

    You’re as prickly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a snake Mr. Assessor

    You’re a bad tax assessor with a greasy black pencil.

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    Diane Hooie — December 11, 2011 @ 4:21 pm

    Who would you rather share a bottle of wine with?

    B. Frosty – He would melt before you had to share any of the wine

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    Holly T — December 11, 2011 @ 4:24 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel.

    You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as a eel, Mr. Grinch.

    You’re a bad banana, with a greasy black peel.

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    Holly T — December 11, 2011 @ 4:24 pm

    Entry 2….Definately Frosty! I don’t wanna share my wine! haha

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    Shannon Wieneke — December 11, 2011 @ 4:44 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a Fig.

    You’re as sharp as a cactus, you’re as charming as a bee, Mr. grinch

    You’re a bad can, with a greasy black boots.

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    Shannon Wieneke — December 11, 2011 @ 4:47 pm

    Tim for sure!! He is one of my favorite actors! :)

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    Jayme — December 11, 2011 @ 4:47 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Bueller. You really are a sneak.

    You’re as spiney as a cactus, you’re as charming as a chimp, Mr. Bueller.

    You’re a bad student, with a greasy black mop.

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    Jayme — December 11, 2011 @ 4:49 pm

    Entry #2 – A. Mrs. Claus for sure!

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    Shannon Wieneke — December 11, 2011 @ 4:51 pm

    tweet
    http://twitter.com/#!/Peace_Love_Poop/status/145984008956821505

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    Lizzie — December 11, 2011 @ 5:20 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Potato. You really are a vegetable.

    You’re as green as a cactus, you’re as charming as a badger, Mr. Potato.

    You’re a bad sausage, with a greasy black stems.

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    Lizzie — December 11, 2011 @ 5:22 pm

    I would rather share a bottle of wine with Mrs Claus so we can gossip about our husbands.

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    tiff — December 11, 2011 @ 6:20 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Rabbit. You really are a ogre.

    You’re as tender as a cactus, you’re as charming as a octopus, Mr. Rabbit.

    You’re a bad duck, with a greasy black hairline .

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    Kate Bogue — December 11, 2011 @ 9:09 pm

    Right now I’d have to go with sharing a drink with Frosty…once I have this baby! Although I’m sure i’m a lightweight by now!!!

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    Kate Bogue — December 11, 2011 @ 9:12 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Lima Bean. You really are an abomination.

    You’re as tasty as a cactus, you’re as charming as a water chestnut, Mr. Lima Bean.

    You’re a bad taste, with a greasy black blech.

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    Kate Bogue — December 11, 2011 @ 9:14 pm

    Shared on Facebook – thanks!!
    http://www.facebook.com/katebogue2010

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