November 1, 2012
I have been sitting here thinking about how I can convince you that you don’t want to start your diet today. Sure, you pigged out on Halloween candy yesterday (if you are some kinda freak with self control and you didn’t — don’t tell me. I don’t want to...
October 30, 2012
I’m sure you have heard of a half truth. What about a half lie? Is that such a thing? I bought 3 bags of halloween candy for strange neighborhood kids & I haven’t touched it once. Guess that is a thing, because that my friends is a half lie....
October 25, 2012
It’s here! It is really, really here! I have been working on this book and talking about this book for months. It has consumed my life for the last 6 months and my entire kitchen is still covered in sprinkles and powdered sugar. I swear if you breathe too...
October 23, 2012
Don’t even start. I know what you are going to say. “Jessica, is this seriously another CAKE BATTER FLAVORED THING?! Haven’t we had enough already?!” — that was supposed to be you, by the way. I also imagine you saying it in a super whiny voice. The answer is...