Key Lime Pie Frozen Yogurt

Y’all know me and you know that isn’t enough. That’s a little better, but something is still missing… Ohhhh now you got it. That’s...

Tagalong!

Why don’t those little bitches  Girl Scouts sell cookies year round? Seriously? They are like cookie drug dealers. They are EVERYWHERE for a month....

Ginger Peach Cupcakes

How do you know that you married the right man? 1. He buys you shoes. Expensive, beautiful, kickass shoes. 2. He watches horrible reality...

Sweet Potato Fries

Jorge and I are from opposite sides of the track. And by that I mean, his first job was at McDonalds at the deep...

Peanut Butter Banana Soft Serve

Peanut Butter Banana Soft Serve. 2 ingredients. Bananas and Peanut Butter. I was shocked, probably as shocked as you will be! And you will...

My Weekend Instagram* Style

I didn’t step foot in my kitchen this weekend. Instead I concentrated on doing everything else. And it was absolutely wonderful. What’s that? Me...

Sangria

Sangria and I have a very close relationship. We have loved each other until the wee hours of the morning. It has convinced me...

Preserved Lemons

I have a mini confession to make. I love ridiculously dumb jokes. You know…jokes like… What do you call a frog with no hind...