Skinny Double Chocolate ‘Brownies’*

So I have a confession. I drink diet sodas and I buy things in the store that are made with Splenda. I also eat Jello with Cool Whip on top of it on an almost daily basis…even though I recently found out that Cool Whip is made up of...

Mashed Cauliflower*

I have never been great at playing tricks. I’m a horrible liar and most good tricks require you to be able to keep a straight face. But I decided that it was high time I trick myself and Jorge. We LOVE mashed potatoes! Our favorite are the little red...

Tri-Color Orzo with Zucchini & Cherry Tomatoes*

My Dad has a saying that goes “If you’re gonna be stupid, you better be tough.” Growing up he said this to me every day, sometimes twice a day a lot. I understood what it meant, but didn’t really know how true it was until I started encountering some...

Cuban Chicken Pizza*

So here I was thinking that women were the only ones that faked it. No, not like that. But in our appearance. I fake it when I wear  my spank. Ladies of the tiny titty committee fake it with those chicken cutlet things. We all wear heels to fake...