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Mashed Cauliflower*

I have never been great at playing tricks. I’m a horrible liar and most good tricks require you to be able to keep a straight face. But I decided that it was high time I trick myself and Jorge. We LOVE mashed potatoes! Our favorite are the little red...
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Tri-Color Orzo with Zucchini & Cherry Tomatoes*

My Dad has a saying that goes “If you’re gonna be stupid, you better be tough.” Growing up he said this to me every day, sometimes twice a day a lot. I understood what it meant, but didn’t really know how true it was until I started encountering some...
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Cuban Chicken Pizza*

So here I was thinking that women were the only ones that faked it. No, not like that. But in our appearance. I fake it when I wear  my spank. Ladies of the tiny titty committee fake it with those chicken cutlet things. We all wear heels to fake...
Creamy Ham Casserole

Creamy Ham Casserole*

It is January 3rd…which means that the holidays are officially over and reality is setting back in. For most this means that they have to go back to work. For me, this means that I have 24 days left in Tampa. That’s right…I’m moving. On January 27th, all of...